I, Candi

I had a really great time shooting MandiCandi. We laughed quite a bit during our time in the creek. Since she was near the end of the week, she got to hear all about my ruined jokes all week.

I truly and deeply love my Sex Geeks, but they really do have a tendency to ruin all my standard jokes. One thing that invariably happens at the end of a shoot is the model or client will ask me how they will go about getting their photos, to which I always reply, “Oh, you can buy them off my porn site”. That’s funny, right? I’m a funny fucking guy, here. I don’t leave anyone hanging for long, but the usual shock in their eyes and then the relieved laughter is always fun.

But not Sex Geeks. Nope. Dead serious, they respond with stuff like, “Cool. Do I get a discount?” I swear to you on my mother’s ashes, I got that exact response at least three times last week.


Another ruined joke is, “Give me your sexy face”. While most people bust out laughing (because who can do that on command with a camera shoved in their face, right?), Sex Geeks, it turns out, will whip that sucker right out and turn a photographer into jello. Fucking. Jello.


And when a model or client has to pee, I usually say, “Y’know, we could sell that on the internet…” (Unnamed) Sex Geek response? “Wow, really? Do I get a cut?”

*drops mic, having been upstaged by someone not even trying to be funny*

Ah well, if my biggest problem in life is beautiful, wonderful, naked Sex Geeks ruining my jokes with their badassery, I suppose I don’t really have any problems in life. I just need to come up with special jokes for Sex Geeks.



To repeat the disclaimer, this is a project about re-discovery. It’s about remembering who I am, what I’m about, what I love and what I do not. Fair warning, this project will be posted here rather than at my SFW site because there will be nudity from time to time. Some of it will be of me, some not, some artistic and pretty to look at, some just raw.

I don’t intend to think of something every day and then shoot it, though I may do that sometimes, too. But sometimes I will just shoot, and then find something about myself in the frames and post about that thing, whatever it is.

All my #365SelfDiscovery posts will be filed here.



You can find all of my Naked-Sex-Geeks-In-Abram’s-Creek goodness by clicking here, or finding the SGSC item in the Blog submenu to the left (or at the top, if you’re on your phone).