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“Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery that mediocrity can pay to greatness.”

Consent is not just sexy.

“Revenge is a dish best served cold.”

“One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.”

Arctic Terns have the longest migration of any animal, traveling as much as 90,000 km roundtrip each year.

If you took all the blood vessels out of your body and laid them out in one line,

“If it exists, there is porn of it. If there isn’t, there will be.”

“I wonder what would happen if I ate this mold…”

“There is grandeur in this view of life, with its several powers, having been originally breathed into a few forms or into one; and that, whilst this planet has gone cycling on according to the fixed law of gravity, from so simple a beginning endless forms most beautiful and wonderful have been, and are being, evolved.”

The world’s largest hummingbird weighs less than five nickels do.

“Then you gotta get sent to a slam where they say you’ll never see daylight again. You dig up a doctor and you pay him 20 menthol Kools…to do a surgical shine job on your eyeballs.”

A group of vultures in flight is called a kettle, perched they’re called a committee, and feeding they’re called a wake.

I’m going to start using images of chromosomes in my advertising.

PSR J1748−2446ad is the fastest spinning pulsar known, at 716 times per second. At just 32 km across, it’s spinning at over 70,000 km per second at its equator, around a quarter the speed of light.

“My name is Alexander Hamilton.”